Nothing is sweeter than a child’s laughter. Get your kiddos into the Halloween spirit with these silly jokes. Since some kids are drawn to (and away) from specific Halloween aspects the jokes are divided into six associated characters. None of the jokes are neither spooky nor scary: only funny.
Ghost Halloween Jokes
What’s the first thing ghosts do when they get in a car? ~ Buckle their sheet-belts
What do ghosts serve for dessert? ~ I scream
What do ghost like to eat for lunch? ~ Boo-logna
What type of music do ghosts prefer? ~ Spirituals
What type of monster really loves dance music? ~ The boogieman
What do little ghosts drink? ~ Evaporated milk
What do you get when you bite a ghost? ~ A mouth full of sheet
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Monster Halloween Jokes
How do monsters tell their future? ~ They read their horror-scope
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom? ~ His ghoul friend
What is a monster’s favorite food? ~ Ghoul scout cookies
How do you greet a three headed monster? ~ Hello, hello, hello
Why did the cyclops give up teaching? ~ Because he only had one pupil
What position did the monster play on the soccer team? ~ Ghoulie
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Mummy Halloween Jokes
What is a Mummies’ favorite type of music? ~ wRAP
Where do mummies go if they want to swim? ~ The Dead Sea
How do mummies hide? ~ They wear masking tape
Why don’t mummies have hobbies? ~ Because they’re too wrapped up in their work.
What do you call a mummy who wins the lottery? ~ A lucky stiff
What kind of underwear does a mummy wear? ~ Fruit of the Tomb
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Skelton Halloween Jokes
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Halloween party? ~ Because he had no-body to go with.
When does a skeleton laugh? ~ When something tickles his funny bone.
What did the skeleton say to the bartender? ~ I’ll have a beer and a MOP!
What instrument do skeletons play? ~ Trom-BONE.
What is a skeleton’s favorite dinner? ~ Spare ribs
What kind of dinnerware do skeletons eat off ? ~ Bone china
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Vampire Halloween Jokes
Why did the vampires cancel the baseball game? ~ Because they couldn’t find their bats
What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire? ~ A real PAIN in the neck
What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire? ~ Frostbite
Where does Dracula keep his valuables? ~ In a blood bank
Where does Dracula stay in New York? ~ The Vampire State Building
Why do vampires need mouthwash? ~ They have bat breath
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Witches Halloween Jokes
Why do witches use brooms? ~ Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy
What do you call a witch at the beach? ~ A sand-witch
What do witches put on their hair?~ SCARE spray
How do witches tell time?~ With a witch watch
What happened when the young witch misbehaved? ~ She was sent to her broom
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