Looking for PG Halloween jokes you can share with your kids? A sense of humor is vital in parenting. Nothing like a corny joke to diffuse a difficult parenting day. Costume too tight? Kids not invited to the Halloween party? Adults caving to Halloween stress? Use humor to lighten the mood. Here’s some old familiar favorite kid friendly jokes for Halloween.
What do skeletons say before they eat?
What kind of streets do Zombies live on?
What do ghosts like to wear?
Why don’t mummies have more friends?
They’re just too wrapped up in themselves.
Why do vampires need mouthwash?
What runs all around the cemetery without moving?
Why do monsters like dancing?
Because they’re boogie men.
Why do ghosts go to bars?
They like the boos.
What do birds give out on Halloween?
Why did Dracula quit Little League?
They wouldn’t let him be bat boy.
How can you tell a vampire’s eating your donuts?
All the jelly’s sucked out.
What did one ghost say to the other?
Do you believe in people?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Who went with Frankenstein to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
Why don’t mummies go on vacation?
They might relax and unwind.
What do you call a witch who likes the beach?
A sand witch.
When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
When you’re a mouse.
Where do zombies go swimming?
The Dead Sea.
Why did the ghost get arrested?
No haunting license.
What’s a zombies favorite midnight snack?
Ghoul scout cookies.
What do witches call their garages?
Why don’t pretty women like Dracula?
He’s a pain in the neck.
What do you call a spirit who gets too close to the fire?
A toasty ghosty.
What’s a ghosts favorite dessert?
What might a witch ask for in a hotel?
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A Hoblin’ Goblin.
What do you call a skeleton who won’t work?
What did the ghost say to the invisible man?
Long time no see.
What is a spirits favorite carnival ride?
The roller ghoster.
What do you call two recently married spiders?
What do Italian ghosts eat for dinner?
Why do witches fly on brooms?
Vacuum cleaner cords don’t reach far enough.
Why is Dracula such a good artist?
Because he likes to draw blood.
Who did the lonely gravedigger invite to his party?
Whoever he could dig up.
Where do werewolves live?
What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
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